#Beards | 11

I can quit smoking cigarettes whenever i want.

#Beards | 10

One day, we’ll shave our beards, and we’ll have to reintroduce ourselves.

#Beards | 9

We are all exhibitionists.

#Beards | 8

Nothing better than mummy’s food.

#Beards | 7

My first panic attack came the time everyone thought i was invincible.

#Beards | 6

Everyone has the beard that he deserves.

#Beards | 5

I’ve smoked a Porsche.