In Greece, we don’t need pavements for pedestrians. Pedestrians can walk on the road between the cars, the buses, and the other vehicles. Greek pavements have a better and more effective use: they serve as platforms for illegal billboards which advertise purely Greek porn. Greek drivers get killed every day due to distractions (illegal billboards are responsible for a number of deaths every year, watch my documentary here) but they die fully informed about the new porn movies of the porn star Julia…